Vacation Photos: Pittsburgh: Reds Vs. Pirates, August 2023
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View ArticleI Can’t Keep Up! Here Are The Five Most Recent Podcast Episodes
I don’t want to be one of those assholes who’s always complaining about how busy they are, but you wouldn’t believe how busy I’ve been. The worst of it should be behind us, though. That is, of course,...
View ArticleEp. 336: A Spectacular Supernova Of Chipped Beef And Gravy!
In this one I tell you about the terrible week I had last week, which led to a realization that I should be more thankful when things are just “normal.” I list some things that I regularly take for...
View ArticleEp. 335: I Felt Like I Was Inside A Kaleidoscope
This bonus episode is available to patrons at Patreon In this one I tell you about how the universe paid me back for mocking another man’s podcast, an optometrist visit that kicked my ass and added...
View ArticleEp. 334: Three New Calls To The Hotline!
In this one I tell you about my battle with two tubs o’ granite-hard ice cream, and take three new calls from the Surf Report hotline: Producer Zipp: Attempting to put a curse on my beloved Cincinnati...
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What Are Your Thoughts On Retirement?
I always joked that my retirement would kick-in the day the paramedics cut the skin-tight security uniform off my C-cups and failed to revive my clogged heart. For some reason I’m always old and...
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I Bashed My Knee On Saturday And It Hurt Like A Sumbitch! What’s The Worst...
Last Saturday we went to the Paul McCartney concert in Syracuse, and arrived way too early due to paranoia about getting caught-up in a Winston-Salem-style gridlock. Once the gates were finally...
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The Best Bang For The Buck In All Of Fast Food!
As you’re probably aware, I’m a portly gentleman who knows a thing or two about the wonders of fast food. Heck, one of the biggest highlights of our recent Florida vacation was when I had my very first...
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15 Random Photos From Our Florida Trip (Plus One)
A crowded and birdy Clearwater Beach Underneath the pier at Clearwater Beach One final Clearwater shot before leaving for the day Shopping in Tarpon Springs More shopping in Tarpon Springs A fellow...
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Do You Have Any Florida Experiences? Please Tell Us About Them
We’re heading down there on Sunday. I haven’t set foot in that state since I was a young teen, I think. A long time ago. But our family used to vacation there occasionally. I spent some time in...
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A Few Quick Things, vol. 49
Hello Surf Reporters! I know I’ve been gone for far too long, and apologize for that. I could attempt an excuse, but won’t bother. Even if there’s truth in it, it’s still an excuse. And people don’t...
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I Don’t Generally Share Videos, But Today I’m Breaking My Own Rules
Before we get started… I’m still semi-skeptical about it, but I tested positive for Covid on Tuesday. The good news? It hasn’t been bad at all, and at this point I’m close to 100% back to “normal.” I...
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Have You Ever Had A Paranormal Experience, Or Anything Of The Sort?
Sadly, I have not. I’ve been scared plenty of times, because I’m kind of a pussy, but have never experienced anything unexplainable. Toney tells a story from when she was young and the entire family...
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A Few Quick Things, vol. 139
This is bullshit already. I’m starting to get this crap from every direction. At some point I’m just going to throw in the towel and embrace it. But not yet. It’s still new enough to piss me off and...
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What Are Your Favorite Midnight Snacks?
I talked about this on the podcast recently, and would like to get your thoughts on the subject. I’d like to know what your favorite late night snacks are. I’ve mentioned that there’s not a moment of...
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Who’s This Liver-Lipped Root Vegetable-Headed Sumbitch?
I’m monkeying around with yet another ill-conceived side project (more to come on that someday, maybe), and wanted a cartoon version of my tiny Duke head for use there. So… whenever I need something...
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Where Were You In Some Random Year? Vol. 1
Let’s go with 1998, shall we? What did you have going on during that year? Was it happy times… sad times… something in between? Please tell us about it in the comments. I’m sure some of you will make...
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I Don’t Want To Jinx Myself, But I Have Very Little Experience With Car...
The only time I’ve ever been involved in a true “crash” was when a dumbass high school friend drove his car — with me in the backseat — straight into a telephone pole on Myers Avenue in Dunbar. I think...
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Now That EVERYBODY Is On Tour Again, Have You Bought Any Tickets?
I have, but a lot of it has to do with my kids. Specifically, the older boy. He keeps asking me — before I’ve even had a single sip o’ coffee early in the morning — if I’d like to go see someone with...
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What Are Your Thoughts On The All-You-Can-Eat Buffet?
I know there’s a lot of snobbery when it comes to buffets, and that’s because many of them are terrible and attract shouty people in Ocean City 2017 shirts with buzzcut hicklet children named Colt, and...
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