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I’m In The Midst Of A Severe Jean Crisis! Also, The Most Money We’ve Ever...
I’m having a jeans crisis. As you guys know, I regularly blow the full ass out of them and need to keep purchasing more. But the ones I like are becoming more and more difficult to find. So, I’m...
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I Entered To Win A Spectacular Prize! Have You Ever Actually Won Anything?
Before we get started with this one, let’s get the formalities out of the way. First of all, I posted a new podcast episode — available to everyone! — at 12:01 AM on Monday. That’s going to be the goal...
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Blame WordPress For This Update! I Wash My Hands Of It
I am, at this moment, very confused. When I logged into WordPress this morning everything was different. And I’m not talking about a handful of small enhancements. I mean it’s like I’m using a brand...
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What Are The All-Time Best Inexpensive Holiday Gifts You’ve Ever Given Or...
OK, I think I’m all better now. Well, not all better. That’ll never happen. But I’m over my temper tantrum about WordPress completely and utterly changing everything, creating a steep learning curve,...
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The List Of New Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Inductees Has Been Released!! …Hello?
The window of opportunity to write and post this update is more along the lines of a porthole, really. Meaning it’s very small indeed. I have no time, my friends. So, I thought I’d just post my quick...
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What Was Your Grand Achievement Of The Weekend? Also, What Method Do You Use...
That’s a rare peek inside The Bunker, right there. As you can see, I successfully set up my new stereo. It was my grand achievement of the weekend. Hey, it’s more than I usually get done… The hardest...
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A Few Quick Things, vol. 24
How goes it, boys and girls? I hope it goes well. I’m a day late on this one, but that sort of thing will happen from time to time. I met Steve yesterday for lunch, as well as overslept a bit. And that...
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Without Using Numbers, Tell Us How Old You Are
I was just going to add this to the bottom of today’s update, with three or four of my contributions to get the conversation going. Then I started having fun with it, and it’s taken over the whole...
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Field Report: The All You Can Eat Chicken Plank Palooza
I realize I’m late with this report, but there was a little something called Christmas that happened since this spectacle took place. So, I hope you’ll give me a bit of slack. Sheesh. In any case, I...
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How Many U.S. States Have You Visited? How Many Have You Lived In?
Above are the ones I’ve visited. I think it’s 27, plus Washington D.C. For some reason, D.C. is listed on all the interactive map sites as a state. Unless I missed a headline somewhere along the way,...
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You Can Thank Me Later: A Hidden Gem On Amazon! Also, The Release Of A Very...
I have a lingering cold. It feels like yesterday should’ve been the final day, but it’s the visitor that will not leave. Oh well. At least it’s just a cold, and not some vomit-launch high-fever...
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Are You A Collector? What Are The Most Extreme Personal Collections You’ve Seen?
I used to collect baseball cards. Yeah, I know that’s not unusual. Lots of boys (and probably some girls) did that. But, over time, my collecting turned into something mildly insane. It wasn’t just...
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A 35 Year Wait To See One Of My Favorite Bands Is Coming To An End! Also,...
A million years ago, give or take, I was encouraged to buy a compilation album called Pillows and Prayers. It was a collection of songs by artists who recorded for a British indie label called Cherry...
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What Are Your Weekend Plans? Also, What’s The Longest You’ve Ever Worked The...
I often start these updates with something along the lines of “this one’s going to be a quickie.” Or something similar. But this one really is going to be a quickie. I’m getting a very late start. I...
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A Few Quick Things, vol. 49
It’s cold outside. Sweet sainted mother of Mr. Whipple! Right now my phone tells me it’s 4 degrees, FEELS LIKE -8. I don’t care for it. Yesterday I was out there cleaning off the cars and within a...
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Rock ‘n’ Roll Relics In Concert! Great Album Titles! Our Favorite Live Records!
Some version of Mott the Hoople is scheduled to play in Philadelphia in April. Check it out. Ian Hunter is about 80 years old at this point. Yeah, I might have to go to that show. I’m not sure you can...
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I Feel Like I’ve Lived In Two Different Worlds! Are You With Me On That?
There are multiple videos on YouTube of teenagers attempting to use rotary phones. Like this one, and this one. They’re extremely frustrating, for various reasons. For one thing… have they never seen a...
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It’s Freaking Cold Out There! What Are Your Favorite Cold Weather Movies?
I took the trash out this morning, on account of it being trash day, and it felt like my lungs were filling with a hard frost. Sweet Maria! It’s currently 1, so at least it’s starting to warm up. Last...
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Here’s How I Ranked The Big Five Fast Food Chains! How Would You Do It?
In the new episode of the world famous Jeff Kay Show podcast, I made a half-assed attempt to rank the Big Five fast food chains. You can listen here, or wherever you harvest your podcasts. Here’s the...
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What Do You Think About When You Think About Arkansas?
In a recent podcast episode, I was talking about the opinions and perceptions of different states, or regions of the country that people carry around with them that are sometimes (often?) dubious in...
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