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A Few Quick Things, vol. 43
Yeah, it snowed again last night. If there was an accurate way of measuring the annoyance level of a particular season, this must surely be the most annoying winter in recent history. Right? Right....
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A Few Quick Things, vol. 247
The older boy was involved in a fairly serious car crash a few days ago. He’s fine, thankfully, and the asshole who hit him is fine as well. But my old Camry, which the boy was driving, is completely...
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A Few Quick Things, vol. 8
By the way, it’s snowing again. In April… after Easter… during the second week of baseball season. But I’m not supposed to complain about it. My only two options, apparently, are STFU or move to...
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A Few Quick Things, vol. 56
Sorry I disappeared for a few days. I have some stuff going on, it hasn’t been just pure sackism. Although to be honest, there has been some sackism. In any case, I’ve been dabbling with some stuff...
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I’d Rate Our Weekend Trip To Atlantic City A Solid B
We made some tactical errors, completely our fault, but it was a good trip nonetheless. For one thing, we left too late. Check-in at the hotel is at 4, and we didn’t leave our house until almost noon....
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The Weirdest Dream, Yet Another Public Humiliation, And The Things That Make...
Nobody cares about the weird dream you had last night, I’m aware. But please indulge me for a couple of minutes. I was in a Mexican restaurant, you see, with some people from my current job. There was...
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A Few Quick Things, vol. 446
On the day we returned from Atlantic City I went straight to the car wash, ’cause my “new” car was covered in road filth and bugs. And when I got back home I parked in our driveway, climbed out from...
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Field Report: Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, May 2018
We made it, my friends. Our first “real” trip in many years is now in the books, and it was a success. Not absolute perfection, of course, but certainly successful. Today I’m going to try to get...
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I’ve Been Working On Some Stuff In The Background My Friends, And Here It Is
If I knew what I was doing I would’ve been teasing this for weeks and maybe used the mailing list and Facebook to build “anticipation.” But all of that would’ve required a level of energy and know-how...
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A Few Quick Things, vol. 68
How is it possible that the weekend is over already? I’m back in that mode where I start to get depressed about it on Sunday, and that’s not good, my friends. Toney always says, “You have 24 more...
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A New Podcast Episode, Wieners in a Drawer, Cell Phone Data, Drunk Tests, and...
Before we get started on this dubious exercise, I want to alert you to a fresh-baked episode of the Jeff Kay Show podcast, right here. This time ’round I discuss an eavesdropping session at a breakfast...
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A Rare Night Out For An Old Fat Bastard!
The boys and I drove down to Philadelphia yesterday to see one of our favorite bands, The Eels. I’ve seen them at least eight times now, and this is the third time for the younglings. Always a blast....
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A Brand New Episode Of The Podcast, And Hanging Out With My Friends In Storm...
Before we get started, once again, I have a fresh new episode of the podcast that’s (not) sweeping the nation, for ya. This is the last installment that will be available to everyone, and I’m...
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Too Hot For Amusement? We’ll See. Also: Powerful Stenches In Public Places!
Apparently we’re going to Knoebels today. A month or two ago we picked a random Monday, all four of us scheduled it off, and proclaimed it Knoebels day. And now that the random Monday has arrived,...
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I Was Not Amused By Our Recent Amusement Park Visit, And The Greatest TV Show...
Yep, it was too hot for amusement. Last time I mentioned we were going to Knoebels, and it was supposed to be one of the hottest days in (I think I have this right) human existence. And “they” were...
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20 Memorable Quotes From My Life So Far, vol. 1
This is by no means comprehensive. I’ll undoubtedly think of stuff I should’ve included, for the next several days. But there’s always Volume 2, right? Maybe. We’ll have to see how this one goes… In...
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A Halfway Decent Podcast Episode, Allergies, Return o’ the Heat, and the...
I posted a new podcast episode today. Right here. And I don’t want to get carried away, but I’m starting to feel like I might eventually get the hang o’ this shit. Past episodes have only come about...
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A Few Quick Things, vol. 6
Yesterday was the first day o’ the month, which means it was time to file a new field report at Explanations for Aliens. And here it is. This time I attempted to explain classic rock radio to visitors...
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How Was Your Fourth Of July? Mine Was Like A Fantastic Bonus Saturday Dropped...
I love bonus Saturdays, dropped all willy-nilly. So today feels like Monday, yet tomorrow is Friday already! That’s pretty goddamn sweet, no matter how you slice it. Thanks to all the wig-wearers in...
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Publishers Clearing House, Jury Duty, and Dining Alone!
Unfortunately, this one is going to be a quickie. In the not too distant past, this would be one of those “no update” days, but I made a vow to stick to the schedule, no matter what. So I’m pushing...
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